(Andrew C. Bome brings a critical Canadian perspective to the New Hampshire Primary.)
Plan for Sunday was to go to a Fiorina
event before the Super Bowl and then go to the Rubio Super Bowl party. At some
point during the day, we also made plans to attend a Jim Gilmore event;
Governor Gilmore is low keyed, and we thought it would be the only chance at a
sighting.
Carly Fiorina is an
odd candidate. Her only run for public
office was a failed Senate bid in California.
Her big claim to fame is that the was the CEO of Hewlett-Packard; that
sounds like a really impressive accomplishment, until you realize that at
Hewlett-Packard she bet the company on a takeover of Compaq and almost lost
it. By the time the Board fired her she
had destroyed a huge chunk of the value of Hewlett-Packard. Despite her
incompetence, she got a massive severance to leave (depending on who you ask
she either got $21 million or $42 million).
She really represents everything that is wrong with modern
capitalism. She was an executive that
made a huge bet with other people’s money.
Had it worked out, she would have been a hero and paid a fortune; it
didn’t work out and she got a fortune anyways.
I am guessing that I am not the only person who is unimpressed by Ms.
Fiorina; she is at 5% in the polls or less.
We arrived at the
Carly event just as she was leaving. We
had some wings and nachos, courtesy of the Carly campaign, and some tea that
was a tepid as her campaign. She left
shortly after we arrived. In my view,
the perfect candidate meeting.
We then headed out to
the Marco Rubio Super Bowl watch party.
It was at a sports complex that look more like an astroturfed warehouse
than anything sporting related. There
were no Koch brother wings, but we were able to have pizza on the candidate;
sweet, dinner was free. We met a lady
from North Carolina; she was a political tourist like we were. She likes meeting candidates and being in a
state that is neither an early primary state nor usually a swing state, they
rarely come to her state. So every four
years she goes to New Hampshire; she told tales of being served Canapé’s by
waiters in tuxedos at a Forbes event in 1992.
She beats us at any of our political tourism.
Marco spoke to the
crowd. His views are somewhat odd. His main claim about what is wrong with Obama
is that he is trying to make America more like the rest of the world and taking
away what makes America special.
Apparently Obama is clever that way.
Speaking as someone from the rest of the world, I actually welcome the
United States becoming more like the rest of us. The rest of his speech was just going through
a laundry list of conservative talking points; he even name checked Benghazi. I
had so much red meat thrown at me that I seriously considered becoming a
vegetarian. Two amusing lines; first,
Marco hates disco. Second, he claimed he
would be President for everyone; after last night’s debate I am not sure that
would include Chris Christie.
Jim Gilmore had an
event in Windham. It was the same school
that Alan and I had chowder with Chuck Norris and Mike Huckabee in 2008. This time things were different. Jim Gilmore is a former governor of Virginia
and was governor during 9/11; he has some credibility as a candidate. However, during the Iowa caucuses he came
dead last and polled below “other” on the Republican side. At first I was really impressed; there were
100 people waiting for him to speak and this was in the midst of the Super
Bowl. I thought this was what made New
Hampshire great; they take their responsibilities seriously and will listen to
even the least credible candidates.
I was wrong. Alan noticed that almost all of the crowd
were really young and he wondered if this was a bunch of students on a field
trip. Alan nailed it; it turns out that
most of the people in the crowd were students from Hofstra University in Long
Island on a field trip to New Hampshire.
Beside these students, there was me and Alan, one 9/11 truther and precisely
1 New Hampshire voter. The voter did not stay for the whole
thing. I think at that point he stopped
being a candidate for President, but was playing one for the benefit of some Hofstra
students. I could talk about what he
thought, but he wasn’t all that impressive and did not seem prepared; I know
being able to think fast on your feet is important in a President, but you
still have to be prepared.
We chatted with one of
the students afterwards; she was a student journalist at Hofstra. She was not impressed with Governor Gilmore.
The big news of the
night: Denver won the Super Bowl.
Monday was a planned
busy day. Our plan was to see Christie
in the morning, Hillary at noon, Cruz at 3:00 and Trump in the evening. The day was long, but we were able to make it
to all of the events.
Chris
Christie- On his Knee
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| Chris Christie - Retail Politics |
First up was a Christie event. It is in a
warehouse of a machine shop (Gilchrist machinery). I have never been to a rally at an industrial
plant before. This being a Christie event, when the Governor
came in, the sound track was Bon Jovi; he is from New Jersey and it is
appropriate. He came right by me and I
got to shake his hand. Woot! I checked
that off the box.
Christie had the first celebrity
endorsement. This guy called “the cake boss” introduced Christie; he is food network dud and he looks like he is from Jersey. One interesting sartorial note; Christie was wearing French Cuffs. Elegant, but you don’t expect a Republican
doing that. Christie was a very good
speaker. He makes eye contact with a lot
of people and caught my eye twice. He is
also a lot heavier than I expected; he is a bit shorter than I am, but
significantly heavier.
He said nothing
surprising. He is a conservative; he
makes stuff up about perceived problems (times are perilous, Social Security is
insolvent.) and then says not surprising conservative talking points about them
(keep Guantanamo open, means test social security and raise the retirement
age). But the way he said it was
engaging. He had one bit of great retail
politics. A New Hampshire voter said she
was undecided; he went to to her and got on his knee in front of her and took
her question. Very cool and very smooth;
he probably got her vote.
Hillary
Clinton - Learned to Speak
On to the Hillary event. It is at Manchester
community college and our first task was queuing. The line was long and Alan had little
faith that we would get in. I was more
optimistic. Of course, this is our
second attempt at getting into a Clinton event.
We tried to get into a
Clinton event on Saturday but we were too late, and they were not letting
anyone else in. That was not necessarily
a bad thing as Bill was not in the state; he was in Pahrump Nevada. I didn’t think there was anything else in Pahrump.
Lots of media was at
this event. We
saw a roving reporter from Swedish public radio. I also saw both Rachel Maddow and Tucker
Carlson.
Celebrity sightings: Rachel Maddow and
Tucker Carlson.
We got in; this is our second attempt at
seeing Hillary live and our first success.
The success was temporary though. I went to the washroom and when I returned, the secret service wouldn’t let me back
in. I spent the rest of the rally
standing behind the plexi-glass walls; I saw everything and heard everything,
but it would have been nice to snark with Alan.
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| No Room in the Gym |
Chelsea and Bill
Clinton were introduced by Senator Jean Shaheen and Governor Maggie Hassan. Chelsea gave a warm introduction to both her Dad and her Mum. She
talked about her daughter and the child that she is pregnant with. She said that the 2016 election is
significant because it was her first as a Mom.
Bill then spoke; he
looked relaxed after his day in Pahrump.
Bill framed the quest as both who has the best
ideas and who is the best change maker. For Bill Clinton having good Ideas are not enough, you have to be able to make the idea real
because change is hard. He then talked about both her bipartisan
successes as a Senator and her successes as Secretary of State. The latter was a bit weird as he quoted Henry
Kissinger’s comments about Hillary’s success at state: don’t know how I feel
about that because, Kissinger!
He also talked about her bipartisan
successes; curious that. Everyone claims
they want to be bipartisan, but it never really works.
Hillary came on and
she began her speech by talking to Bernie
supporters. They may not support her,
but she supports them and will always have their backs.
She then moved to attack George W. Bush. Her
criticism may have been valid, but that was eight years ago and she may have
missed a limitation date on her criticism.
Throughout her speech
she would use the term imagine; for example she would say “try to imagine
combating climate change by developing clean energy.” All of her policy proposals were framed that
way and that was neat. She was asking
the voters to engage their imagination to see a better world. This could be a very effective rhetorical
device and could be the equivalent of Obama’s 2008 slogan “Hope.”
She finished her
speech comparing herself to Bernie Sanders.
She said doesn’t just talk; she introduces legislation and gets things
done. Nifty; she starting talking
directly to Sanders supporters and the finished by talking about Bernie.
I saw Ms. Clinton speak
in 2008. She is a smart lady, who would
have made a good President and her campaign was historic. Her speaking style
did not reflect any of this. In the
eight years since, she has learned to speak; while she
may never be an orator like Barack Obama, her oratory can excite and when she is President, I want to hear her
inaugural address.
We had a very
democratic lunch; it was free. We went
to a diner called the “Red Arrow diner.” It is a diner of note in the
Manchester area. Lunch was on the folks
at Sirius XM. It was a large lunch. I had this burger that included fried Mac
& Cheese and has grilled sandwiches as the buns. Lots of calories and it kept me fueled for
the day.
Ted
Cruz - Seriously Deranged Understanding of Second Amendment
The next stop was a
Cruz rally at a VFW Hall.
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| Cruz - Nobody Likes Him |
Ted Cruz was introduced by a tea party
nation dude; says it all. He called Cruz
the Reagan of today. I am not
sure how Reagan would take that as he made deals with Democrats. This tea party dude focussed on the second amendment as said that
it was the most important amendment. He
explained that the second amendment is there to protect the constitution. It is about the ability of the citizenry to
fight a tyrannical government. This is
seriously deranged. I don’t think the framers of the constitution were
famous for their love of the masses of citizenry; many of the checks and
balances are to keep rule away from the rabble.
Somehow the notion that they would have an amendment that was there to
allow the citizenry to revolt is unhinged.
Also if there were an armed revolt against tyranny, what happens would
depend on what the army does; it either supports the revolution, in which case
we call it a coup d’etat, or it quashes the revolution in which we call it a
massacre. Or the army could fracture and
you have a civil war.
This view of the
second amendment is widely held amongst conservatives. Jim Gilmore also made reference to it. He ought to know as he is on the Board of
Directors of the National Rifle association.
One of the folks
introducing Cruz was a state senator. He
tried to convince us that Cruz would unite people. I guess they have to say that, but Cruz?
Cruz came out and started talking about the Declaration of Independence
and the US Constitution and he set out his constitutional theory. It is an
Interesting starting point but a tea party crowd is
the crowd for it.
Ted Cruz’ speech was
curious. He divided the world into “us”
and “them”; not unusual in a politician, but the “them” were not Liberals or
Democrats. He set himself apart from all
other Republicans. In his entire speech,
he only attacked Obama near the end of his speech. The rest of his speech was an attack on all
other Republicans. He called them
moderate squishes and thought that compromise was evil. Also the answer to almost every question (the
economy, immigration, drug policy) was securing the border. I am surprised that his answer to a foreign
policy question wasn’t “secure the border”.
The knock on Cruz is
that no-one likes him; this is unsurprising since he doesn’t actually appear to
like anybody.
Donald Trump – A Rambling Mess
We ended the evening
with the Donald Trump rally. The
folks who introduced him were mildly offensive. The vet
who started the pledge of allegiance said he was looking forward to having a President
who loves his country. That is
offensive; no one ideology has a lock on patriotism. Liberals are just as patriotic as
conservatives.
A local talk radio guy gave an apocalyptic rant. It's premised on the political class driving
the country into the ground; not much evidence of that, but the fans ate it
up. He also said that Trump’s fans are an army; for
Liberty! Not brown shirty at all.
Trumps musical
introduction was an interesting choice.
The first is Nessun Dorma from Turdandot sung by the Three Tenors; the
last line is Italian for “I will win”.
He then comes out to the Beatles “Revolution”.
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| Trump - Rambling Man |
His speech was a
rambling mess. He
just talks, and talks and talks, and says nothing. Occasionally a sound bite goes out to
applause. He may also just be making
stuff up (health care costs are going out 50%). He also
whines; he whined about
"really winning" Iowa; He also
whined about the debate and not getting tickets because they all go to
donors. He sounds whiny. And
Eisenhower; he really likes Ike.
Listening to Donald Trump running for President is how I would imagine
Grandpa Simpson would sound like running for president; and I would rather vote
for Grandpa Simpson.
